Nightmare Pastoral

Nightmare Pastoral

for Philip Coleman

It is a little known lie,

too absurd to be considered a rumour,

that the late South American writer, Robert Bolano

spent a week on vacation

in a remote but unidentified

west of ireland village

in 1969

on his way from a riot in Mexico

to a riot in Paris.

In the often unfathomable code

of the young poet, later novelist’s, diaries

the unknown village 

is referred to as ‘Ballylonely’

or, two or three times,

as 'Baloney'.

On the day every screen in the world

shows the US stick a flag in the moon

over and over

Bolano gets destroyed along 

with all the local gawkers

in a pub and general store

the writer disguises as'Paddy’s'.

Later that night, fitfully asleep in unnamed

and unfamiliar lodgings,

he has a terrible dream

which he scribbles out 

in a feverish rush upon waking.

In the dream two pissed priests are raping 

a nine year old girl

up a boreen (he says 'grassy lane')

in the back of a van

not too far from a petrol station.

When they have done with the rape

they strangle and dump

her out the back door

and drive off, stopping for petrol

and cigarettes.

The two guards-

he calls them cops-

who lead the investigation

that follows

are about to move in and arrest

one of the priests

when they are told

in no uncertain terms

by the powers that be

to close the case

and forget all about it.

The two priests are hauled in by the bishop

whom Bolano describes,

in the indecipherable language of dreams,

as having a face like a deck of cards.

The bishop orders them offstage to missions

in remotest Africa

with the ringing admonition

to “bring the lord’s word

as well as his wrath to the savages”.

Next morning, back in Paddy's,

Bolano describes his nightmare

to a pair of local sages

nursing post-moon-landing cures at the counter.

‘Bad Pint you were after’ says one.

A diagnosis confirmed by his friend:

'Bad pint. 

The last of the barrel.

The mindbending dregs.'

(This last phrase, hardly Irish,

Bolano draws a line under.)

A hot toddy was all that he wanted

to settle his nerves.

‘Teddy?’ says the Latino, mishearing.

‘Whiskey, that is ’ said

Paddy, a bit of a know-all,

from his leather throne

behind the counter:

'I'll put on the kettle.

First one's the house's'.

'He means it's free'

translated one of the sages

'as a bird' said the other,

'a little bird 

in an endless wood

in the middle of winter.' 

Then, writes Bolano ,

still paralytic at this stage 

no doubt or otherwise 

out of his mind,

the two seers and Paddy the vintner

started whistling not like 

birds of paradise or swallows

or like starlings or even like crows

but like vultures.'

Bolano drank the hot whiskey, a double. Then another.

That day he ends up getting very very drunk

and, so he tells it,

arrested

for his own safety

and to preserve public order.

This is the kind of thing

he would later go on 

to write about.

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Nightmare Pastoral is from my 2010 Collection, Invitation to a Sacrifice.

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