GOLDEN TEACHER

On advice from a friend

& seeking wisdom

I took a dose of the  famed 

Golden Teacher Mushroom.

Duly, following a bad dose 

of the shits, a puke, & a panic attack,

Golden Teacher found me out

shivering & stinking in the Jacks

& imparted her 24-carat wisdom, 

saying “ Never take Golden Teacher Mushrooms”