HOLY FUCK THE PRIEST IS RIGHT

“Fr Pat Collins, a Vincentian priest & exorcist based in Dublin, gave a speech at the Divine Convention in June 2019 about prophecy and what God was trying to tell the universe about the future. He told crowds that 'times of great chaos' were coming and that there would be social 'disturbance' and 'economic unrest' in Europe”

FORECAST OF CHAOS, The Irish Sun, Aug 2 2020

The exorcist on this occasion’s talking sense.

Although among the last to grasp it.

Yes, witless prophet of Akhenaten with your gobful of lava or shite, you speak true futures: 

Catastrophes doth bestare us with October’s leering eyeball, through January’s gauntlet of sharks. 

February’s asteroid unquestionably arrives. 

March sulks & makes faces like a general gulping of vinegar. 

April tails off in a spate of experimental weaponry. 

May brings on the emergency Messiahs. 

June is flattened by a storm of goats & hairdryers. 

Seagulls congregate inside eviscerated cathedrals screeching a domesplintering ruckus which seems certainly upward addressed to some seagulling divinity, some fulfilment of the signs of seagulls, towards the end of July. 

& that is where my vision gets murky.

Therefore yes, diviner in destiny’s well, life coach, bicycling Hamlet, whomsoever you be on your toilet, whatever your sus, whatever your sell. What you are saying has merit. But, like a ham rhyme, any gomsheen can do it. 

Therefore I am circumspect & will check back later. Excuse me, I am the nervous firstborn of an incontinent gambler.

The drainpipe remains for now the most reliable medium here...

When it rattles like so in the blowings I can fair guess at how big a fuss it is, what might be oncoming.