A resurrection in Charlesland

A resurrection in Charlesland

for Stephen Murray

Men are fools to invest in real estate

Basil Bunting, Chomei at Toyama

Under an avalanche of downward spikes

the flower cafe sinks

and could-of-beens

is all there is.

Pòl Potbelly lives.

Rank-risen butchers and grocers and pigmen

have gone cuckoo in the dàil

and annexed the last of the airwaves

where they are laying a 24-7 all -channel siege

to back-up a billionaires’ heave

on the commons.

It’s the age of the cowboy economist

of the fire brigade turning out to be arsonists

of the world’s most dickeybowed shock-jocks

of the midwives mass-trialed

with no right to reply on your laptop

of all the high-toned Pinochets

on the Radio

of a thousand and one Killiney Pinocchios

of the UCD Friedmanite

and his unchallenged pubgang of preppy echolytes

self-titled experts

in the necessary suffering of others

and how well they should bear it

and of a brutal commentariat

droning for national government

for slashing whoever’s timid and convenient

they keep saying that

deep and swingeing cuts

must happen quick and always,

always be more significant

$$$$$$$

Here lies my anonymous address.

Charlesland.

Dormtown full of jobless insomniacs,

paupers who were affluent a year ago.

Some of many in the Stranded Archipelago

of such. Not yet a ghost estate.

Still occupied by living souls,

just.

In a nation once again

For Sale.

And our symbol?

Well, noughty Aisling's been roughed up.

The vicious alchemists of capital

put a hex on her imported make-up.

From a gorgeous cocaine go-girl

she’s a riddled ghetto hag.

Everyone’s a patriot now,

flying their For Sale flag.

££££££

All the golden nest-egg rows changed back to brick.

The hoardings’ painted sunrays sprouted teeth

and claws.

In the online brochures the blue computerised skys

were recoded

as nets that are

thickening over us.

We’re webbed up in debt

and domestic addictions.

Our white-walled kitchen loneliness

is great

and always hungry.

Force-feeding ourselves Dan Brown, valium,  parox,

Gerry Ryan and angelology,

we repeat the neo-liberal prescriptions:

staying in is the new going out

and there is no such thing as society

and we swallow down the lot

with a supermarket own-brand plonk

that unmiracles to vinegar in your mouth.

Morning after after morning after

we look back

while we’re hanging

fur-tongued and possibly still langers (why not?)

at the up-arrow years

when developers spiked us

with a hyperstimulant called greed

with no known antidote

or  comedown cure

but death and disaster.

Estate agents casinoed our existences

spun a wheel with only one bright number on it,

Looking-After-Number 1

kept plying the line that everyone

was guaranteed to be a millionaire,

for starters,

till we were hot-cheeked with money lust

and then they swayed their magic keys in front of us

like hypnorapists goofing us

for all possible advantage.

Bankers brought the kinky costumes and equipment.

Adpimps supplied the glitterdust and lube.

Channel 4 filmed every oiled up inch and second of it

flatscreening it back to us

as we squatted

on the chaise-longue for years

to watch ourselves being screwed

while being screwed

on the chaise longue for years...

and most of us knew what was happening

and some of us truly were hoodwinked

and nearly everybody wanted it never to stop.

Thus were we rightly sodomed here and dumped

two million life-indentured gimps

stuck without an exit plan

in one of time’s bogged-down pauses,

history’s less-interesting amber phases

dream homes become burial mounds

in which we just about get by

most of the time

without killing

ourselves or our loved ones

square metered cells in dolmens of brick

subsiding nanometrically

in a slow motion earthquake.

but one day we all know the cracking open will accelerate

the falling down around us will be far too fucking quick.

Because isn’t it obvious?

Our imitation terracotta roofs can’t wait to collapse on us

cave in becoming overnight poetic and mysterious

like all the slumped stone cottages they’re jealous of

relics of so many oldsung irish hells

that memorise the bitter twisted centuries before us

and that we wist on whizzing by in cars or trains,

lulled to a deep-thought serenity

by their silent exterior stillness through the  window-glass,

as each of them weakly yet perceptibly

returns to us reflections

that our inheritance is the mirror of our legacy.

Here let me put down my stake:

I bet you all posterity- that bingomasters’joke-

that far far future tourists visiting our formerland,

as they flipper through the shoals of broken glass and

the corals on our underwater weathered brick,

will paddle lyrical about our mystical decrepitude

our enigmatic spirituality,

our rough-hewn fortitude

in  phrasings no-one now alive could hope to understand

and they will be delighted not to have the chance

to know what you and I

actually felt,

because sensation is what truly dies.

Brick and even word a while survive

but pain

has no remembrance.

Pain is now.

Pain is all the stretched out moments

you must just go on

living through

while your middle years

are being sucked

into finance’s bodiless hole

and your swinging retirement is hauled off

in a secret convoy to a noplace

for disacknowledgement

an offshore no-address

somewhere west of Easter Island

with all  the rest of the lost lottoed lives

and forfeited futures of Charlesland.

A no recoverable haven.

Think! Memory!

The globe of time spins round upon

a  carousel of catastrophe.

Our joust is coming round, again.

Who will ride and who be ridden?

The million damn-blasted cottiers

paragraphed in your textbooks

are not just your ancestry.

They are your childrens’ ravaged shadows

catching up with

and becoming

your children.

Our grandchildren’s days

will be worse

than our nightmares could dream of.

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Christmas zooms

because Christmas is a zooming season.

Family close in.

Pixelated friends of ghettosuburbs gone are sudden

flesh and musk and yep yap yup again

just like Mike TV.

The 365 Xpress

hurtling irreversibly

towards A and E terminus-

standing-room-only-

dissolves at the stop

while it’s dumping me off

as full and as empty

as when I got on it

$$$$$$$

and how those Kens and Barbies in the Crescent penthouse

can still afford to throw a 12 day cocaine orgy

at which everyone is  fucking elephants

when all the Chalkdust Charlie’s been metabolised

and flushed away to stupefy the riverfish

eventually

them gang solicitors will

I sweat to God

levitate butt-first

and be whooshed off

in an UFO

like a black yacht

or a Stealth or the Holy Spirit

to New Ould Ireland in  the Outback

or the Huron or Dubai

with powdered millions in their rectums

to fuck-kill some other slaves there

get themselves

replacement gums and septums

€€€€€€

to latin treks       and altitudes and jungle wars

decapitated roadside borderland Does

twelve hundred unguarded  

south-western coves

all mourning glory and nose-annah be

interbreeding panics multiply

epidemics spume through pipes and Gaps

from Blessington reservoir

and the backstreets of Bray

with their royal republican monikers

Albert Walk, Wolfe Tone Square

a seaward alleyway called Connolly

where Junkies shit, shoot-up

and die grammatically

in looping pre-recorded sentences of death

as if death’s browned off with death

nothing left to say upon

the utimate subject of itself

geriarchs as flaccid-fat as seals

dropping off in black and white

beneath remaindered paperbacks

on fin-de-siecle seaside holidays

skull and crossbones on a kite

the sighing ageless sea

floating kids and

donkeymen

brass-band-skeletons

lightning

glints like shells on the horizon of quartz

through the whole submarine the oberleutenant’s bronchial cough

or death being born-again reformed

in famished strung-out multiples

along the motorway

in a skinning hood’s

reversing testicles

a collallapsing doll’s

backsliding ovaries

her shitfaced unitoothed barflea uncle

a quartermaster in the Chuckies

gave away the mysteries

of the uphill avenger a.k.a mercury tilt

to a founding looder of the INLA

and it’s thanks to Tony, Bertie and the mid-fall USA

that the peacetime là and dividend has come

to these two leg tarantulas

with strictly business petrol bombs.

$$$$$$$

The wise guys in the headshops

are running low on scientific miracles

having just provoked

a snowed-in soiree

in the Grove

-late night revellers

zanier on unproved chemicals

than a thousand Timothy O Lears-

to let fly an emergency flare 

that swallowed the moon and puked up a blanket

of cold electricity

indifferently smothering the stars

£££££££

in number 47

two tokes on the postman’s Divinorum

opens a wraith-hole to the Salviazone

where wind-chimes are buzzin like saws in the Amazon

and something gnomish but sparkling

and scheming far harder

is speech bubbling sinister hieroglyphics

to strangely gyring russian dolls

as they circulate among the eel-crowd

with their stringalong faces and garments of worms

££££££

gaping shadow cries

$$$$$

ghosts

of lost estates

sempiternally must mourn

all futures past

achieving of

the neverborn.

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And could things be worse?

Of course, of course

said the horny black horse.

In the all alone field it was eating.

At least we’re still breeding.

Guiness books of unprophlyated spunk

spouting out through our divining pumps,

the ovulatians raging.

xxxxxx

On a moonlit mountainside in No 58 upstairs

by lakes of crinkled foil and absolüt

under clouds of lavalamps with lightning tentacles

MBA Tina still whirls in her upper class dreams

the vapour of her expectations

a quaking rut in an oak chateau

with an upright and parlying wolf

whose prick can sing librettos

in simultaneous RussianArabFrench

while downstairs on the rocker-cum-guest bed by Lidl

Georgie hums a medley of Lady Ga-Ga, Christy Hennessy and Handel

in a cock-eyed trance

an ecstasy of unimpeded masturbation

as he scores the cursor back and forth

across the genital hors-doeuvres

and sub-sub-sub-menus on slutload.com

pronging through the teeny gang bangs

he’s a clicking connoisseur of

and when alone with other men

an opinionated critic of as well.

$$$$$$

Twenty sets of curtains and a wooden fence out west along

the small dark wood that forms the gap

between private and public estates

the bonfire eeaawws and omadans

shotgunning Bavaria’s run-off

flagon-bonging Incense and Sniff

and the Genuine Gold

would lacerate the Luciferan throat, be Jaysus

shove that in your pope and mitre it

says he

while Urbi’s eating Orbi out

of his tree.

££££££

The over sixty-fives are being strongly advised

by the shock weatherwoman

not to venture out this heart-chilling year 

except for mass and visitations

the weather’s unholy, prehistoric, perfect for mammoths

and statues

mares are going bronze on the hillsides of Wicklow

sheep lying down in the folds of geology

stranded cattle crystallise in drifts

foxes brittled in the fossilising winds

rock outcrops are raisins on the iced flanks of  HYPERLINK "http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Camenabologue" Camenabologue

and Tonelagee

and bones are snapping all around me

it is a trying time for insurance executives

there are far too few ambulances

€€€€€€

The host, I chuckle to myself, is eating corpses

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Every family electrocutes their back-yard rowan sapling

pookabuds beaming with

vanilla-leaf, assumption blue, peachy tea,

rosè glimmerers

pretty for a night or two but sure then

sure then it’s like hanging out your rubbish 

though I stop

every time

to drink

the silver shimmer

at the tree of glass.

$$$$$$$

Wheelie bins of every crawling creep and colour

celebrate together

ecumenically

lid-lips glistening and sweetly-sour with poultry fat

and week old cream of brandy

streams and screams of their fluorescent laughter

their subsonic belching at the culinary joy of so much refuse

at how they’ve done the competition 

built the stock

to break the neck

of any unionised binman.

£££££££

The childkillers in Superquinn play Slade repeat

and Wham and Huey  Lewis and the News on infinite

until Wham!- American Psycho appears

going forward and aftward through the aislefuls of shite

we will all have to pay for

again and again

waving his brute insignia

the heraldry of present times

the almighty axe

of his restructuring.

€€€€€€

90 is the crack and speed at which Tadëuz

smacks the Crescent wall.

Redundant carpenter from Lodz.

£££££££

Christmas grows old quicker than fabled men get turned to stone

dies slurping its own waste

as if shit were the elixir

gross and indolent and pucker-lipped 

thick with bling

burping its last fart

$$$$$$$$

my head my head my head my head

my head my head my head my head

my head my head my head my head

my head my head my head my head

my head is a fucking goldfish bowl

its five second memories 

circle gleaming

flat-eyed and innocent

virused senseless

by the poisoned-information overload

they suffocate

go down

into the all-encroaching blackout zone

€€€€€€

and it is the last and final

take-away chicken supper

and all night I am destined to suffer 

the martial jealousy of fireworks

sure they are small and trash against the night

as childishly as toddlers pot and can the kitchen floor 

but they are all the fathers of firestorms

and the alarms triumph over every human sound

saving David Bowie’s little geniekin

sobbing on the pavement

his-her running glamourpus

like someone maliciously photoshopped

by a fucked-over ex

a clown with the face

of a used-up palette

a goo mask

found in a pile on Francis Bacon’s studio floor 

not sure if he's a teenage rape or rapist

when here comes a security guard burglar with 10000 volts

in the nightstick of his cock

and the year shuts down like a manhole on a sack

sudden unassuageable

boom

and

clang

echoing

while

the horizon pointlessly resorbs

the last unfertilising star

into its scheduled slot

in the globe spanning nought

and  Jan First struts out of the unhinging year

in chainmail and mace

with clipboard and smartphone and second-hand lash

cruel Sgt of the dawnless, the light-bled

to threaten and to goad

me over the top of every morning in the world

towards trenches and managerial objectives in China

and TOMORROW STINKS TOMORROW STINKS TOMORROW STINKS TOMORROW STINKS

tomorrow stinks like a tricoloured Cod

tomorrow spills the deep sea’s blood

upon the playgounds and the pebbledash

tomorrow salts the Sugarloaf

tommorow cancels poetry and physics

and the only true promise I can make to my tomorrowgod

is to be as

resolute and

as heartless and as

boiling with love and the apocalypse

as anybody’s sun and lord

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